Gotta love Spam E-mail. We want to meet the dude/babe who really thinks someone would read a message with these headers. Even better, we want to meet anyone who did!

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My wart
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re: yESIgotYoURmeat-thanks
Sold it already, but I’ll secrete more soon
NAKEDandINJURED
TaLLeR in SECONDS
JIGGLES go away forever!!
Lean on the green
cripple playing field
slaughterhouse infidelity
snide soda pop
apology hazard
snowman coat
surly grits
snowbound heresy